Suggestions for girls:

1. Telling someone what region you’re from will not get you stalked or raped. Mentioning that you’re within 20 miles of some well-known city ain’t exactly the same as giving out your street address. Saying “24/f/PA” could mean you’re next door to me or 8 hours away. Just don’t put your full name in your profile and you’ll be fine.
2. Don’t brag about how you used to be a cheerleader in high school. This is the internet. Nobody gives a fuck.
3. Mentioning anything about how you only want a guy with money will piss off most guys in chat and will most definitely not get you the attention of a rich guy. A rich guy knows that he can always pick up some airhead by looking pretty in his BMW convertible- why the hell would he be in chat?
4. Yes, it’s fine that you have kids. It’s cute if you put their pics in your photo album. Putting your child’s picture where people expect to see you, and furthermore, having NO pic of yourself anywhere, is ANNOYING.
5. If you have a boyfriend, don’t act like you’re single. This pisses off us single guys, and I’m sure your boyfriend would be tickled pink about it if he knew.
6. If you don’t want to be mobbed by messages from guys, don’t say “anyone who wants to chat, IM me.” If you see a guy you want to talk to, IM him or get his attention in the room. He’ll be happy that you did- I promise.
7. On the above note- don’t ask for IM’s and then ignore people when they say hello. This is FUCKING RUDE.
8. If a guy IM’s you and starts talking about his dick/asks you to have sex/asks if you’re horny/whatever- just put him on ignore instead of complaining about it to everyone else. It’s not rocket science.
9. If you put something about your breasts or how much you love sex on your username, expect every guy who IM’s you to act like a perv. If you put a revealing picture on your profile, expect the number of pervs to multiply by 10.
10. If you’re only in chat to hook up with other girls, just say you’re a lesbian. Really. All of this “20/bi f looking for another bi f only, NO GUYS” (with NO GUYS repeated 10 times in the profile) makes you look snotty. And because you say you’re bi, guys will still think they have a chance. Just say you’re gay and most guys will leave you alone- except those few morons who think you’ll let them watch you go down on another girl. For those guys- let them come over, then kick them in the nuts, shove a porn movie up their ass, and send them home. (just kidding about letting them come over)