*Ring* Me: Thank you for calling [name withheld] Auto Parts and Batteries, this is Steve, how can I help you?
Her: Ummm, yeah, I'm looking for brake pads for a Poh-niac Gran Pricks.
Me: Excuse me?
Her: I'll get my husband.
Him: You there?
Me: Yeah.
Him: I need some brake pads for a Poh-niac Gran Pricks.
Me: A what?
Him: A Poh-niac Gran Pricks.
Me: You mean a Pontiac Grand Prix?
Him: Uhhh... yeah.
*Click*